“Ho-Ho-Ho! Merry Christmas and to all a good night.. and remember, don’t try this at home!”
In this politically correct epidemic we are going through, it seems that even Santa is not safe. Have you ever heard Santa Claus say “Don’t try this at home” when referring to going down a chimney? Of course not. Neither had a Denver man. (Name withheld to protect the innocent)
After being locked out of his home by accident, a Denver man made a very interesting decision. Many of us would simply knock in this situation, but this man had a more exciting idea. He climbed up onto his roof and did what any jolly old man with a white beard and a red suit would do. He jumped into the chimney. Two problems. First, this man was no Santa. Second, the chimney wasn’t quite as wide halfway down as it was at the top.
Police arrived on the scene shortly afterwards after receiving a phone call from a neighbor who had witnessed the spectacle. After a good 10 minutes of tugging, yanking, and most likely a bit of Christmas magic, the man was freed from his own “Chim Chiminey.”
Santa is going to need a lawyer, and a good one at that.
