Apparently, when you are rich, famous, single, and you have a boyfriend who is afraid to pop the question, there is a solution. Paris Hilton was recently seen at an alive+olivia dinner party last week with a diamond solitaire on her left ring finger. Where did she get this beauty? Apparently not from Stavros Niarchos, her “shipping heir” boyfriend, who’s parents haven’t even met Hilton yet.
So where did she get the ring? Does anybody really care? Apparently so, and apparently she bought the ring for herself. Why? She wanted people to think she was engaged. Is she? No. How is this news? Who knows. It’s about as fun to write about as it is to read.
“Ho-Ho-Ho! Merry Christmas and to all a good night.. and remember, don’t try this at home!”
In this politically correct epidemic we are going through, it seems that even Santa is not safe. Have you ever heard Santa Claus say “Don’t try this at home” when referring to going down a chimney? Of course not. Neither had a Denver man. (Name withheld to protect the innocent)
After being locked out of his home by accident, a Denver man made a very interesting decision. Many of us would simply knock in this situation, but this man had a more exciting idea. He climbed up onto his roof and did what any jolly old man with a white beard and a red suit would do. He jumped into the chimney. Two problems. First, this man was no Santa. Second, the chimney wasn’t quite as wide halfway down as it was at the top.
Police arrived on the scene shortly afterwards after receiving a phone call from a neighbor who had witnessed the spectacle. After a good 10 minutes of tugging, yanking, and most likely a bit of Christmas magic, the man was freed from his own “Chim Chiminey.”
Santa is going to need a lawyer, and a good one at that.
“Blade” hero Wesley Snipes has been arrested on charges of tax fraud. Snipes is being accused of avoiding paying taxes for over 6 years, a crime that could land him in jail for quite a while. 16 years to be exact.
Snipes was filming a movie in Africa when these accusations surfaced. In an effort to clear his name, Snipes did finally return to the US this week. He was quickly arrested, but was later released on a $1M bond, just under 10% of the money the government claims he owes them.
Regardless of whether or not he is found guilty of tax fraud, the US government has found a neat little loophole for getting the money anyway. They will simply arrest Snipes 11 more times, each with a $1M bond.
We’ all know the story. An eccentric lady named Cruella Deville kidnaps 101 Dalmatian puppies in order to create the ultimate fur coat. As the story progresses, we learn that animals are in fact capable of devising elaborate escape plans. If you’ve seen the movies, then you are well aware of many of these tactics never before seen on the Discovery Channel. (Why is that?)
Anyway, we’ve recently read some shocking news that could put the kibosh on the believability of the 101 Dalmatians story, or at least raise some questions. Modonna, (whom we all know and love) is turning the tables on the animals where Cruella Deville could not. She was recently spotted wearing a $70,000 fur coat made entirely out of chinchilla skins. So somewhere in Hollywood, a pet store is missing around 40 Chinchillas.
More importantly, somewhere in Hollywood, roughly 40 Chinchillas are missing their fur coats.
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“Blade” hero Wesley Snipes has been arrested on charges of tax fraud. Snipes is being accused of avoiding paying taxes for over 6 years, a crime that could land him in jail for quite a while. 16 years to be exact.
We’ all know the story. An eccentric lady named Cruella Deville kidnaps 101 Dalmatian puppies in order to create the ultimate fur coat. As the story progresses, we learn that animals are in fact capable of devising elaborate escape plans. If you’ve seen the movies, then you are well aware of many of these tactics never before seen on the Discovery Channel. (Why is that?)